Merry Christmas Eve
There is just something about Christmas Eve and PJ’s. They go together like spaghetti and meatballs. Of course there is something about jammies at Walmart and buttcracks that seem to go too well together. Not a fan of that combo. Michigan
Warm Biscuits
Is there such thing as being bitemperature? Like bipolar, except instead of different moods your booty is just constantly hot? Oklahoma
Piggy Went To Walmart
Sure, why shouldn’t your pet pig come shopping with you? Only makes sense for Porky here to help pick out the meat you’re going to buy. Missouri
Winter Bikini
I know it has been unseasonably warm this December, but I think you’re taking this a tad too far. In fact, you’d probably be taking mid-July too far in that getup. Florida
