The Holiday Pimp

Old St. Nick-Nack looks like he’s about to slap a ho ho ho. Ohio

The Ho Train

I’m not sure where da Ho Ho Ho’s at sir. I’m also not sure if that custom “black santa with a pick comb in his beard” sweatshirt you have on is racist or not. Can Latinos be racist to black people? Can I even laugh at that shirt now it’s 2015? I’m a white guy […]

J-E-L-L-O

Shopping at Walmart on Christmas Eve, I turned the corner and what did I see? A big red thing staring back at me. I needed some vanilla pudding to continue to bake, the sight of this, my eyes could not take. Indiana

I’m Ready!

For real, you are extremely close to bringing down an icon and a entire brand that has been built up for over 16 years. That’s impressive. Georgia