Party With Pretzels
Why is that thing on your head? Do reptiles even eat cheese dipped pretzels? Do they technically always have lizard breath? So many questions. Pennsylvania
Up Your Bum
Ohhhhhh! Somebody got you with an epic wedgie nerd!!!!!….or you just nasty. I’m hoping for the epic wedgie theory. Florida
Painted On Jorts
I feel bad for any dude you’re about to hook up with because I’m not sure a trained surgeon could cut those jorts off dat ass. Mississippi
The Fox Trot
I’d say this dude is a little behind the times but being a fox wasn’t even cool back in 2002. Canada
