Santa’s Bag
Santa getting a bit frisky in the new year! Watch out girlfriend! *finger snaps* Missouri
A Friendly Reminder
Friendzone level: Tie your hooker heels because you can’t bend over without showing everyone in Walmart your coochie. Texas
Easy Breezy
I’m sorry, Walmart can’t refund or exchange your childhood. That’s gone; play the hand you were dealt. Colorado
Fro Sho
I bet you owned every nightclub you walked into back in 1971. Go on with your bad self…Seriously, go on. Get outta here, it’s 2016. California
