I Have To…

One lady you definitely don’t want to be stuck behind in traffic. Texas

Lace ‘Em Up

I’m glad you’ve got those thigh-high Go Go boots on because you’re gonna need it walking through all the drool from the men you pass….Oh god! I just literally burst a blood vessel rolling my eyes so hard. Dammit lady. Look at what you’ve done! Georgia

In The News: Engaged To Be Wed

BAY CITY, MI — Shortly after a Bay City man proposed to his girlfriend at Wal-Mart, the pair shoplifted jewelry and sex toys, police say, leading the newly engaged couple to spend their New Year’s Eve in jail. About 6:14 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 30, Bay County sheriff’s deputies responded to the Spencer’s Gifts store inside the Bay […]

G.I.L.F.

Nooooo, I’m pretty sure all Grandmas look pretty much exactly like that. 0% sexy across the board. Washington