Buckle My Shoe

He’s teaching his kids how to count. What a great dad! Unknown
Me Want

Looks like they already hit the cookie aisle. Ah nom nom nom nom nom! Arizona
Dollar Menu

Strippers get a lunch break? Florida
Lithium Batteries

Just a real quick tip if you want to spot a total d-bag: he’ll be the one hovering around before either (A) suffering a concussion or (B) engulfed in flames. Florida