You’re A Firework
Looks like some fireworks going off on your head girl. Hello Kitty isn’t worth celebrating… Louisiana
What The Duck?
Sorry you only get to see our frowny face. Actually I’m not sorry, picture her red headed duckface in nipple form and that’s exactly what they look like. Unknown
One Broke Girl
Lady, if we got paid based on how ugly we are, I’d be a millionaire by now. Welcome to America where you get money for being hot, not the other way around. Tennessee
Rock Hard
Wowzer they must keep it cold in Walmart. You could probably sign that credit card machine with ’em if you wanted to! Nevada
