WWIB: Blue In The Face
“Feeling blue” has an entirely different meaning for these two. California & Tennessee
Half-Assed
You must wear those jeans a lot because there appears to be no visible tan line… Texas
Bucking The Trend
Hey! Hey you! What the hell do you think you’re doing at Target? Did you think we wouldn’t notice that you got out and wandered over there? Get your bottom biscuits back to Walmart where they belong and don’t try pulling that bullshit again. California
I Pity The Fool
Homer Simpson and a Mr. T starter set? My man is straight out of a VH1 ‘I Love the 90’s’ episode. Virginia
