Mr. Peanut

This thing is just badass. No witty, backhanded comment necessary on this one. Mississippi
Not A Toy

You chose the most inappropriate aisle to show off your poopchute. Now I hope you try and fall on a skateboard and get a plastic shovel up there. Vermont
Mr. Nasty Time

It looks like your husband is hogging it all. Unknown
Preparation H

Because you never know what will happen at Walmart… New York