Zombie Nation

Dude looks like what I imagine Rob Zombie taking his family on vacation looks like. New York
Cheek To Cheek

They must call that an atomic wedgie because it resembles and atomic bomb’s mushroom cloud and leaves a similar path of destruction. Texas
Horseplay

Dude, WTF?! All jokes aside I’m like 90% sure you could go to jail for doing that. Like, you’re in a kids play area brother. You can’t be bare ass with your junk on a horse. They’ve got specific lists & alerts for people like you. Unknown
An Adult Furby

Looking like a grown up Furby walking around. Georgia