Love Me Tender
If you’re looking to really raise some money for Relay for Life you should sponsor me because I’ll run for days to get away from shitty Elvis impersonators. Kentucky
Going Commando
In case you were wondering why the Iowa caucus tonight matters so much, it’s because midwesterners like this dude carry a lot of weight in the heartland. Alabama
Get Well Soon
It’s like the chlamydia is just melting her clothing off. Florida
In Need Of A Hobby
You ever look at social media and think you don’t live an exciting life? Sometimes the world gives back and chilling at home watching TV doesn’t seem so bad on a Sunday now. Unknown
