Choice B

In a quick poll I took, 67% of people would prefer to use this toilet in a Walmart parking lot rather than the ones actually inside Walmart. Arkansas
Much Respect

What? Is Sasha Baron Cohen back to doing Ali G bits? Respect. California
The Big Aristotle

Shaq Fu 2: The Legend Continues…in Walmart. Georgia
Horny Devil

My main man Willy the Pimp. Just being the horny little devil I know and love him as. Keep doing you Willy! Florida