Thong On Thong Action

Guess she doesn’t need to buy anymore thongs!…Am I right? Because she is in the shoe section where they sell thong sandals. And her entire thong is showing….Right guys? Right? Ahhh forget all of you. California

Bring Back Some Of Those Ice Cubes

I’m over my own confusion and now I just want to see what’s about to go down with a stuffed unicorn and a mannequin torso. Questions I won’t have answered that will ultimately cause my early aneurysm. Illinois

Older & Wiser

Smart move old timer, Valentine’s Day is coming up and you don’t want that unexpected baby mama drama at the nursing home in 9 months. Unknown

Big Buck Hunters

I can’t really blame them. Actually getting up at 3 am to trek through the woods in the freezing cold to sit quietly in a treestand surrounded by darkness and deer piss sounds more like I woke up in a Saw movie rather than how I want to spend my free time. Kentucky