Cock Du Jour
I don’t know how things work in Canada, but in America you can’t just have your cock out in a Walmart parking lot buddy. Canada
That’s Assault Brotha
If it’s not enough that he is in a bikini top, you had to add sexual assault on top if it? New Mexico
Cat Woman Do
The over/under for how many cats she has is currently set at 32. I’m putting big money on the over and I’m taking a prop bet on the fact that she has at least 6 cats named Whiskers. New York
The Distraction
It says a lot when you’re so focused on the weird fairy unicorn that you overlook the dude with his pajama bottoms tucked into his American Flag boots. Too much Ying and not enough Yang in this relationship if you ask me. Unknown
