No Free Passes
Just because you’re wearing camo doesn’t mean Mr. Booty Shorts can’t see you. Where do you even blend in with a pink camo hat besides the teen pregnancy meeting at the local fire hall? Anyway, sick chicken thighs buddy, keep doing you. Ohio
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Now that’s an extra helping of bottom biscuits. Carbing up for the weekend. Georgia
In The News: Trouser Trout
C’mon now! This is an arrestable offense these days? Who hasn’t pissed all over themselves in public while shoving trout in their pants? This is still America last time I checked. “CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — A Clarksville man was arrested Wednesday after he urinated in Wal-Mart while trying to put a package of trout in his […]
Mouse In Da House
Just keepin’ it real hood with Mickey Mouse. I’m sure Walt Disney would be proud to know someone finally paired his beloved character with camo cargo shorts and pajama pants. Louisiana
