The Doggy Doo ‘Do

Stylist: What are you looking for today? Her: You know how dog shit kinda curls up? Stylist: Say no more. Texas

The Skunk Punk

Listen pal, we drew a line at not letting certain animals into Walmart. Now if you had to guess, which side of the line do you think skunks would fall? New Jersey

The Male Camel

I know camels that would be hella jelly of the perfection that is that camel-toe. Immaculate! West Virginia

Complete With Tool Belt

I don’t know about a Redneck Inspector Gadget. I was thinking more along the lines of a Redneck Bounty Hunter, but then again I guess that would just make him Dog the Bounty Hunter. So maybe a shittier version of Dog the Bounty Hunter, if that’s possible? Unknown