Day: February 17, 2016

Cut & Paste

Your car looks eerily similar to one of those art projects as a kid where you had to glue macaroni to construction paper. Texas

Tiny & Tight

I’m going to assume that you two had a sleepover and someone needed to borrow clothes. I’m praying to sweet baby Jesus that’s the case. Illinois

A Missing Piece

I wish I could say ‘Beetlejuice’ 3 times and your pants would magically appear. Minnesota