I See You

Listen old timer, I don’t have time to play your game of Peak-a-Poo. Cover it up. California

Godly Ink

Feeling a whole lot better when I let Jesus take the wheel now. Unknown

Moppin’ Molly

That’s not a haircut. Girl you just put a mop on your head like you’re about to clean up aisle 3. Illinois

Fresh Beef

Hey, why buy the milk at Walmart when you’ve got the cow for free? AmIRightOrAmIRight? Wisconsin