The Dry Ride

Then, like a true baller, he just closes the umbrella & makes it rain on dem hoes. Florida
Lookin’ Like A Censor Bar

You look like a rodeo calf tied up too tight. Just kinda there, all confused, fat popping out the sides. Not good. Louisiana
The Ripper

I’m almost certain the man who took this picture had his dick ripped off seconds later. In fact, I’m sorta thinking anyone who makes eye contact with her gets their dick ripped off. Like a dick-ripping Madusa. Unknown
Granny’s Pants

When your grandmother makes you clothes but you live under her roof so you don’t want to hurt her feelings. Tennessee