Taco Hell To Pay

I’m gonna start feeding that bird some Taco Bell so you get some serious shit on your back. Maybe even blow some holes through your shirt. Stop bringing your stupid birds into Walmart. Thank you. Florida
You Can’t Fix Stupid

This dude is about to go on a pricing rollback tear! Unknown
Batpeople

Suddenly Ben Affleck as Batman doesn’t sound as bad eh? Virginia
Point ‘Em Out

Good thing we had Vanna White there to point out that 8 inches of plumber’s crack. I probably would have missed it otherwise… Unknown