Mirror, Mirror
The shocking part is that you’ve managed to already crack your podunk backup mirror already. Perhaps you should just stop driving. Minnesota
Masked Man
Okie dokie, nice and creepy for everyone. Nothing like a muscular mannequin to give me the heebie jeebies today. Georgia
Fruit Stripe
Listen, if you’re gonna be a zebra, then dammit be a zebra 100%. Don’t be buying your food at Walmart. Get your ass out in a field and eat some grass or something. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. Unknown
#Brainpower
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but perhaps we should brace ourselves for when Mars Attacks. Pennsylvania
