Doggy Daycare
Wow! I’m honestly surprised you have survived this long after giving your man-card away. Arizona
Red, White & Green
Thanks for hanging your white ass out. Now you look like the Mexican flag. Congrats? Or perhaps felicitaciones? Florida
Mid-Day Muff
Wowzers! I’m honestly 100% impressed right now. You are completely nude, yet somehow managed to still have bad Walmartian fashion! Who wears those sandals?! Like really? You’re nasty bits are on full display and I still can’t stop looking at those Air Jesus sandals. Unknown
Battle O’ The Irish
I hope nobody tried to catch these leprechauns yesterday. I feel like instead of a pot of gold you would have found a 1987 van with ropes and handcuffs waiting for you. Utah
