Beyond Thunderdome

Check out Mad Max: Lonely Road. Seriously dude, you must be huffing way too much of that silver dust if you think you’ll pull any tail in that ride. Texas

Dead Dreads

Who has a long term goal to grow their hair into the “dead driftwood” look? Illinois

The Power Of Abstinence

The lesser known hero, especially among the female fan base, I introduce SuperVirgin. Although the way Hollywood is going he’ll have a movie by next year so who has the last laugh now? Connecticut

The Walking Dead

While I appreciate the extra effort in looking like this, I’m just saying it’s risky. If I’m out shopping & you pop up and scare me, my inner Walking Dead instincts might come out and you might end up with a knife in your head. That’ll be on you not me. Alabama