Listen Up
It’s like your trainer at the gym told you to squeeze in your glutes but never told you to release and you’re such a teacher’s pet that you still haven’t let go. Eventually a fart is going to back up and you will implode. Florida
Butterscotch Betty
2 things I can tell you about Grandma here: (1) That’s going to be an uncomfortable wedgie to pick back out and (2) She is definitely buying Werther’s Original. Unknown
Heavy Flow
Hey kiddos, this is what we mean when we refer to someone as a “hot mess”. Not good. Don’t become this. Make better life choices. Florida
