Rude Crude Dude

You’ve got the neck and head tattoos coupled with a trucker hat and yet I’m the asshole…Go figure. Texas

Pause For The Cause

Okay, I think we can all agree to chip in a little for that. At least we’ll finally we know our money is going to a good cause. Unknown

Squeeze Play

Caught just moments before the tragic back fat flood of 2016…RIP to all 74 victims at Walmart that day. Louisiana

Pinky Ring

Never trust a dude with toe rings. That’s a life fact you can take to the grave. Also, this dude needs to invest in some closed shoes. That’s just on another level of funked up. California