Star Power
Someone looking for that star power in Mario Kart. Maybe we’ll get lucky and you’ll lose control and fly that thing right off Rainbow Road. North Dakota
Peppermint Candy
Not sure what the hell you call that haircut. It looks like one of those mints that you used to get at Pizza Hut at the end of your meal. I don’t know. I do know it’s bad. That I know. Unknown
The Squeeze
Okay, I see you two are a nice fit for one another. Maybe also a nice fit for Ripleys Believe it or Not as well? Just thinking of options for you. Ohio
Subpar Stitching
Wow that’s a lot of patterns. I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. That’s a lot of BAD patterns. There is honestly no combination between the two of you that could even slightly be considered matching. Awful. Kansas
