Living Lincoln

Yo Honest Abe, I don’t want to be a spoiler alert but nothing ends well with you. Like at all. Pennsylvania
WWIB: Part-Time Clowns

You would think a sad clown would be the saddest of all types of clowns. But you would be wrong. The lazy half-assed clowns are the saddest clowns of all. Colorado & Kentucky
Bathroom Break

I see you shit all over the place…just like your college basketball team did to my bracket this year. Michigan
Tag Team Champs

If these dudes aren’t the Nebraska Walmart Federation Tag Team Champions then I don’t know who is! Arizona