Making Meth

Well done my friend. Normally you couldn’t pay me to write something nice about an old RV parked at Walmart but well done my friend. Well done. Unknown
Dino-mite!

Have you seen these inflatable T-Rex costumes? They make me happier than a 30 year old should get over inflatable dinosaurs. I can’t help it. Missouri
The Missing Letter

Filthy cuts? Like haircuts? Because yours could accurately be described as filthy. Or perhaps you just forgot the “n”? I don’t know. High possibility. Texas
Detailed Donk

I was going to tell you that you don’t have to use that zoom feature on your iPhone, but the more I study this the less certain I am you even had to use it. That ass is bigger than 3-D! Mississippi