Ball Of Yarn

You steal that idea from my niece’s doll that she plays with? It looks much cooler made out of yarn so kids don’t get hurt. North Carolina

Batteries & Boobies

Oh what’s up boobies? How are you? Little cold? That’s understandable seeing as how you’re just hanging out in the open unprotected like that. Unknown

Second Loser

Ohh you’re like that guy in the Miller Lite commercials. That’s special. But seriously, man to silver man, don’t listen to them. Don’t be you during Miller Time or anytime frankly. California

The Dope Show

This feels like those sad commercials of starving kids you see on TV. Except instead of my money going to a third world country it’s going to unemployment taxes to help these future jobless idiots buy beer. California