Attention Panama City

Is that such a large issue in Panama City that you need to spell it out for people? Old gay dudes holding up traffic all the time. That’s like for real? Florida

Digging Deep

C’mon just a little further and you’ll literally be up to your elbow in shit. Indiana

Caulk Talk

Like you really needed a mouth full of caulk for us to think you’re weird. I thought that Marilyn Manson look was over and done with by now. California

Just Above The Ears

When you’re trying to trim around the ears but you go too high because you’re afraid you’re gonna nick yourself so you get caught in that weird game of trying to even up each side until it’s too late. Nevada