#Covered
Keeping that ass protected everywhere she goes. Probably not that crazy of an idea at Walmart now that I think of it. Georgia
Silver Security
Who needs that old Club steering wheel lock when you can just creep the shit out of people so they don’t steal your car?! New York
Maximum Coverage
You see, the problem with stretching those yoga pants to their max is that you can see right on through them….every day of the month. Virginia
Wing It
Awww yes, the paper mache fairy. The fairy to all other fairies….because it’s cheap and isn’t real. California
