Quite The Pair

Well that’s just one of those couples you can’t wait to ask the story of how they met. Hawaii
Three Strikes

♫ Ohhhhhh, You’re once, twice, three times a Walcreature. ♫ North Carolina
The Prospector

Must be one of those old timey fellas from the Velveeta commercials protecting his liquid gold. Mexico
Purple Parrot

Bright purple hair and a parrot on a leash. Next time just carry a neon sign that says “Hey everyone look at me.” It will be more subtle. Texas