Chocolate Swirly
Sir, that’s a chocolate ice cream swirl. Get your mind out of the gutter. Unknown
Like Mike
It’s like Mike Tyson, except somehow it’s a worse tattoo…and less intimidating…and he doesn’t have any money. Well maybe that last part is kinda like Mike, but still, definitely no fame or a killer knockout punch. California
WWIB: Hair Wars
We’ve got ourselves an epic battle of “crazy hair, don’t care” over here. The dreaded ponytail is elaborate but I’m going to push my vote towards the parting of the Hulk Hogan mullet. South Carolina
#Geeked
Somehow I need you to elaborate and give me answers, without testing your nerd hypothesis on me. Oregon
