#FurrieProblems

Forget the transgenders, which bathrooms are our furrie friends supposed to use?! Maybe we should just jam a fire hydrant right in the middle of the store. That would be fantastic. Georgia

The Pink Slip

I think you need to fire that belt for not doing its job. North Carolina

Forehead Francine

When growing a mustache under your nose is too mainstream… Idaho

Billie Joe

Even Green Day likes to go into Walmart to take a Dookie…see what I did there?