A Mysterious Trip

The real mystery is how you’ll ever get laid. Can’t wait to peel the mask back & find that answer. Pennsylvania

Oil Change

Summertime and bottom biscuits. Goes together like lamb & tuna fish. Oklahoma

#Indestrucible

Looking like the worst tag team duo of all time. Kentucky

Absolute Zero

Listen lady, we aren’t blind. You don’t need to spell it out for us. Mainly because I think you overestimate the amount of fucks everyone else even gives about you. South Carolina