The Cool Parents

I heard dat. I was about to wreck dat shit, but now that I know you got a youngin’ in dat bitch I ain’t gonna front. Texas
WWIB: Choose Your Size

It’s a battle of bottom biscuit booty shorts. Do you guys like ’em big or small? I know how Sir Mix A Lot takes his, just wondering where y’all stand on it. Florida
What’s Being Said?

Man I wish cartoon word bubbles existed in real life because I have to know what’s being said in this conversation. Georgia
The Human Snowball

You look like those white cheddar cheeseball puffs they release at Christmas time…..I dig that. North Carolina