Bombs Away

I found someone who clearly sucks at the Angry Birds game. Tennessee
Power Down Under

Well hold on now, maybe she is like a star marathon runner and they nicknamed her legs “White Power”. Just saying it’s a possibility. Don’t want to jump to conclusions. Although if I had to bet, I probably wouldn’t put money down on my theory. Texas
Hanging Out

Guess Walmart is having a “flash” sale. Oklahoma
Tight In The Thighs

Sometimes you get those fly new pants and you’ve got to make a few slight alterations to make them a touch more comfortable. Unknown