Elvis In Chains

I don’t remember the chained up subservient Elvis, but I suppose playing fat Elvis and young hip Elvis get swooped up rather quickly. Unknown

Double Vision

We’ve been going through People of Walmart photos so much that I think I’m starting to get double Walmartian vision. Ohio

The Nightcrawler

Nothing makes me smile harder than seeing a ridiculous sign and knowing they had to put it up because someone already proved to be stupid as shit. Illinois

Hair Of The Doll

Just a thought for all you parents out there. If you notice your little girl is getting too obsessed over her doll’s hair, step in and do something about it before it turns into a serious adult problem. Ohio