Rainbow Skele

I don’t want to rain on your parade. I can see by your emoji that you are having a great time. I just thought I’d let you know there are less time consuming ways to look like an oddball. Seriously, just browse this site, you’ll find thousands of easier ways. Arkansas

High On Life

I feel like Jeff Foxworthy is somewhere hiding in a clothing rack uncontrollably cumming all over himself. Unknown

Got A Dollar?

You look like a superhero hooker. And I should clarify. I don’t mean you have superpowers. I mean you look like a hooker strictly for superheros. Colorado

Tool’s Tool

Ah yes, the mightiest tool of them all….at least we believe so. Texas