The Proposal
How high does your confidence level have to be to assume she’ll say yes in a Walmart? Unknown
Tasty Art
Can we call the art of something bad, good? I think so. Shoutout to medium_artist on Instagram for putting his time into showcasing the wonderful world of Walmart. We thought we were the only assholes dumb enough to spend time cultivating this stuff. Unknown
The Grape Smuggler
This is why I stopped hiring babysitters off of Craigslist. Mr. Peepers’ resume just doesn’t stack up for my liking. Virginia
No Pants Paul
To be fair, when you got legs that are the same size the entire way down from thigh to ankle, you gotta showcase those beasts. Georgia
