Frisky Business
Nothing says impulsive romance like Walmart. For real though, if you were wondering if she is they type to take home to momma, let me tell you right now if she willing to take it at Wally World, leave her there. Georgia
I Am What I Am
I believe our friends over at WTFTattoos.com call this the “self-aware redneck”. Virginia
Sweater Puppets
Thanks for the “peeking through the closet door” glimpse into your chesticle region. You’ve got all sorts of bad going on right now and I think I’d rather just shut myself inside right now. California
Confusing Day Of Birth
Wait, what? Is it your birthday and I’m the bitch? Is it your bitch’s birthday? Or is it the birth anniversary of the day you became a bitch? California
