Seen Better Days
Your b-hole looks like a well used pub dartboard. What the hell man? Retire that thing already. Indiana
Captain Winkie
I feel like one good sneeze and his dong is just gonna flop out the bottom. Unknown
Thong On Fire
Man thong or fire hair. My eyes are going to explode from all this switching back and forth from disaster to disaster. Unknown
Honk Honk
Friggin’ Lance Armstrong over here taking a stroll through Walmart. I mean, at least do it right and get a bike with a front basket to put thing is. C’mon man! Pennsylvania
