Way To Go Joe
I don’t know who Joseph is, but he is clearly doing something right. I can tell you in all the years I’ve been on this planet I haven’t had a single person even bring up the idea of having my name in their hair. Not once. Pennsylvania
Whooty Who
How can you possibly think that’s an appropriate outfit to go out in public? It’s barely appropriate for a dominatrix. Ugh, I honestly hope Dexter is behind that plastic curtain with a room set up for you. New Jersey
Timeout For Taz
Just catching a few zzzz’s while keeping those hands warm. It gets tiring saying “thank you” so many times a day when everyone you pass is like “sick tie!”. Pennsylvania
Tutu For You
Y’all can mock all you want but this was one of the most entertaining school pageants I’ve ever seen. Although, to be fair, if you’ve ever been to any of those recitals you know the bar is set like super low. Delaware
