Jerkin’ Georgian

Hopefully you treat your winky better than you treat your car. Georgia
Biscuits Aplenty

You’d figure I wouldn’t be so surprised to find so many bottom biscuits in a grocery store, but alas, consider me perplexed. Tennessee
She’s Got The Look

You ever wake up in the morning, get dressed, look in the mirror and just know you nailed it? Kick the day’s ass girlfriend, because ignorance is bliss. Florida
Puff, Puff, Pass

This just makes me sad… Louisiana