Sh*tter Was Full
Guy can’t even get mad when I call his car shitty now. Vermont
Her Backups Have Backups
A true ride or die chicks knows to always carry them extra clips! Nevada
The Squeeze Play
I’d tell him to pull his pants up, but honestly, I don’t think those pants ever stood a chance. The math just doesn’t add up to them fitting here. Arizona
Bugging Out
Dude, wtf? Did you just make a custom shirt trying to bed bug Shane someone? What’s going on in your life where that is needed? Also, if he gave you bed bugs why are you walking so close to him? These questions are bugging me. Kansas
