Drop It Low
Is sagging still a thing? I thought the exact opposite took over and now everyone is trying to get the tightest skinny jeans or some shit? I feel so out of touch with what’s cool these days. Oklahoma
Along For The Ride
Geez, I think this qualifies as “riding bitch” a whole lot more than sitting in a middle seat. Pennsylvania
Pretty In Pink
While I’m fairly confident you turned in your man-card long before this, I’m gonna have to insist on you handing it over in case you’ve escaped prior judgement. Florida
Pretty Little Picnic
Not to sound too jealous, but I’m a bit sad I wasn’t invited to their pretty picnic. Virginia
