Wardrobe Malfunction

Pants…for those you prefer to keep their bottom biscuits to themselves. Georgia

Mysterious Stain

It’s time to play “Guess That Bodily Fluid”! Is it sweat, piss or something else? Winner gets to sniff it! Massachusetts

Poker Face

Pro: You have a really good poker face. Con: You are super creepy therefore you have nobody to play poker with. New Hampshire

The Rooster

Not really sure where to start here. I guess your cane is pretty dope. Pretty much the only thing you’ve got going for you. Colorado