The SS Walmart

Wow! I’m not even concerned with the safety or legality of that whole setup there because I’m just so impressed right now. Like, good for you for even being able to rig that together. Oregon

Copping A Squat

Those are so far down I’m more convinced you’re trying to take a dump in the aisle more so than I can actually believe your pants are just falling off. Canada

Out With A Bang

Not very appropriate, but I can definitely think of like a million worse ways to go out. New Mexico