Crazy Climber

Just got your pet iguana hanging out on top of your Jeep. We get it bro, you like to rock climb and sleep in tents. Good for you. Wisconsin
Mister Mustache

I’ve heard of a power-stache before, but that thing looks like it bench presses 450 pounds on its own. Louisiana
Scoopin’ It Up

Girl went for that quadruple scoop of chocolate ice cream….or someone went dookie on her head. Florida
The Cyclist

I can’t tell if that’s lazy or actually causing yourself more work. I mean, it’s not a good decision either way, I just like to know why it’s a bad decision. South Carolina.