Sharon!

Ozzy Osbourne is looking a lot worse these days….or maybe better? I’m not sure actually. Florida

The Lucky Jerk

Why does everyone feel the need to send messages via their clothing? Anyone’s life ever change from some girl’s ass text? South Carolina

Butt Buddy

Just taking a leisurely stroll down the aisle. Nothing out of the ordinary and then BOOM! Booty all up in my face! California

Are You Mad?

Introducing the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland 3: The Weird Wasteland of Wallyworld! Kentucky